Is Wright Wrong?
There’s a gent’ lives in Probus called Wright
Whose bark could be worse than his bite
He’s one of those moaners
Shouts “Moronic!!” to all dog owners
His language is most impolite!
Could it be he who hates cockerels calling?
Who thinks that their noise is appalling?
What with dog paws and dog poo
And cockerels too
Is there anything Wright thinks is enthralling?
So come on, dog lovers, be kind
We can’t all be of the same mind
Just listen intently
Treat Mr Wright gently
Please don’t let your dog bite his behind!!