'Warren' Piece .. Aunty's Boobs!
The BBC has made mistakes
(Not least in recent years),
But recent badly thought out plans
Caused many Cornish tears.
I refer to money-saving cuts
From ‘them in charge’ in London.
To them there is ‘no other route’.
With them one cannot reason.
How can they balance such a cut
To save the BBC some cash
‘Gainst their offer to Mr Entwistle
Of a half a million ‘splash’?
Of Radio Cornwall we are proud.
It serves the South West fine.
We’ve all heard our friend say on air
“Radio Cornwall’s my lifeline!”
Let me single out one ‘slot’:
Our evenings with Duncan!
There’s no way it can be replaced,
We have every right to question
The lifeblood of our community!
It’s paramount to Cornwall.
Our local Radio station
Tops the list for One and All!
Our revered PM, D Cameron
Has said, “Locality is key”
That’s as it was with Duncan Warren
And our South West radio family
The BBC has truly blundered
And if they want to make amends
Arken! Arken to your listeners!
Reconsider! Bring back our friends!